ground-pounding

(V.) The act of having sex with the earth.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.

Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.

Student 1 : Did you hear about Alexander Kurl?
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.

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Ground pound

A popular video game manuver, involving slamming one's ass into the floor. Also called the butt-bounce

With the thruster pack, Ratchet can do a ground pound.

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Ground pound

Hard anal sex.
Right up in there.

Her: hey whats up?
HIm: I'm gonna Ground pound your ass into the next demention.

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Ground Pound

to virouciously fuck on a concrete or wooden floor with no bias for the other persons safety. usually anally

Memme: are you Ground Pounding that dawg?
Tad: yea

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Ground Pound Round

The act of fucking a female or fat male, then, while holding her/him, tilt her/him backwards and start slaping his/her titties like bangos.

Pnut- I'm horny.
Mitchless- Give me a Ground Pound Round.
Pnut- Ehhh, nah'. I'm average cuuh'.

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ground and pound

A term used to describe a fighting style or technic. To take one's opponent to the ground, establish a dominant position. Usually a top position(i.e., mount, side mount, half mount, etc. can also be used while in one's "guard"). Then reign down punches, elbows and forearm strikes to the downed fighter. This is used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) or any other NHB (no holds barred) fight.

Tito is one of the best at ground and pound.

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ground and pound

Coined by Mark "The Hammer" Coleman during a pre-fight interview at the UFC.

"I'm gonna ground and pound the goddamn shit out of him" -- Mark Coleman

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