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Harbaugh Handshake

Shooting your load in both hands, followed by shaking your partner's hand while slapping them on the back.

"Had to wash my hands with the quickness after I Harbaugh Handshaked that chick last night."

by Friends Of Danger October 20, 2011


harbaugh moment

Having a moment in which you celebrate for an exciting win, moment, feeling, etc. that you may have at any moment and you rub someone the wrong way during the celebration.

I had a harbaugh moment when I got two snacks at the vending machine when I payed for one. Then Jerry got pissed because I didn't give him my extra skittles.

by whatsapseudonym21 November 29, 2011

21πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jim Harbaugh

Michigan Football head coach known for being 0-5 vs Ohio State, 3-3 vs Michigan State, 11-16 vs ranked teams, 2-12 vs top 10 teams, 1-12 as an underdog, and 0 Big Ten Championships.

Mel Tucker owns Jim Harbaugh

by bronsthegoat October 4, 2021

10πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Jim Harbaugh

Football coach for that team up north. Not even the best coach in his family and can't beat The Ohio State University and whines about it. Had success in the NFL but his brother drove him out and sent him back to college. Uses celebrities to draw attention to his team but it results in "Crying Jordan" memes most of the time.

Mom, the kids at school took my lunch money and made me feel like Jim Harbaugh!

by GoBucks72 December 19, 2016

23πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Harbaugh harassment

The relentless pursuit of a talented person you want to play for your team, work for your company or work for you directly. You doggedly hound the person and are willing to do whatever it takes to prove your interest in them. Jim Harbaugh, coach, college football, recruiting, recruiting trail, driven, fanatic, passionate, hungry, Michigan, Wolverines, Michigan Wolverines, crazy, fan, NCAA football, NCAA, Big Ten, Big 10, Big Ten Football, Big 10 Football

I've been suffering from Harbaugh harassment from this football coach for 3 months. He calls me every day, texts me on the weekend and is willing to come and mow my lawn. I might just have to pick his school after all of this attention.

by joecoolthefool January 21, 2016


Jim Harbaugh

Head coach of the Michigan Wolverines, and the 2023 College Football National Champion. Outright.

After so many years of Michigan football agony, Jim Harbaugh finally led Michigan to their first national title since 1997.

by UIDR2 June 13, 2024

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Chloe Harbaugh

Gave head to cole caufield

β€œ yo chloe harbaugh gave head to cole.”

β€œWe know bro”

by Cole Caufield January 1, 2022