Impaled

Laid, banged, lucky

Ohhhh, guess who's getting impaled tonight

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impale

to insert (or have inserted) a very large dick inside of a female

I impaled my girl so good she can't walk today.

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The Impaler

A man with a large/thick penis whose superior genetics allows him to thouroughly dominate the opposite sex. The sometimes rough and repeated pounding of her guts with The Impaler's shaft may leave the woman sore the next day(s).

Oh my gosh, I'm like, so sore. The Impaler crushed my insides last night.

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impale

to stab an object into a persons body cavity.

"i Impaled him with a dildo"

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impaled

To caues a point object to go into or through someone or somthing.

I can imagine myself impaled through thouse oversized horns of his.

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impale

To impale a guy, a dude sticks his 11-inch raging boner up a boy-hole and supports his weight on the dick alone.

Oh man! That fucker Ben impaled me in the locker-room this morning and I shot my load down some other cadet's mouth!

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impalation

a noun describing the event of impaling someone with an object, whether it be blunt or sharp.

The girthy king died of a great and painful impalation.

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