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a noun describing the event of impaling someone with an object, whether it be blunt or sharp.
The girthy king died of a great and painful impalation.
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To drive a long, sharp object, like a harpoon or a spear, through someone's body so that they are attached to it. Often fatal. Attach the instrument to a wall for further amusement.
"I impaled him with my magnificent weapon. You heard me..."
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A way of Torture where a sharpen sick is stabbed through a person and that person is hoisted up or a blunt wooden pole or stake is shoved up someones rectum and the victim is hoisted up, painfully slow death. Made famous by Vlad the impaler.
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the act of forcing a sharp object through the body until it reaches the other side
The man got bamboo growing through his body , the excutioner was traumatized after
impaling him
To insert (usually in a rough manner) a large object or penis into a body cavity.
To stab with a large object.
Person 1: "How was your night last night"
Person 2: "Great but I can barely walk, got impaled last night"
Rochelle got impaled by J last night!
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The term used by men with a large cock to describe exactly why their girlfriend/wife/mistress has an impaired ability to walk correctly.
Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.
Men: I fucking impaled that chick last night. She won't walk right for days.
Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!
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Term used to identify a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or greater(that is an exageration stressing the size)
Dude that guy, has a massive wang, he could like, impale 10 chics on that thing, we should call him the impaler
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