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Waxing on and off in public places.
What is he doing?
I think.. He's Karate Kidding.
That's legal?
No...but he sure can wax the hell out of whatever he's waxing
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Someone who has such a gift for karate.
David,Greg,Mel,Tom,Robert,and Karl are all quite the karate kids; they have all earned blackbelts in karate.
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When you challenge a sensei to a duel in their dojo and they have to accept your challenge.
Dude you gotta let me duel you in your dojo, it's karate kid law.
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1. The face that Danny LaRusso from The Karate Kid makes when he scores a table hockey goal on his date with Ali Mills. An open mouth and uncontrollable head vibration are required.
2. The face that happens spontaneously when something super cool happens.
Dude, you just did karate kid face!
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The act of farting while standing on one foot with arms raised, resembling the famous Karate Kid scene.
I was both amazed and disgusted by his Karate Kid fart.
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When you dislocate the arms of your opponent, then grab them by the waist, shake them back and forth beating them to death with their own arms, thus imitating the Japanese drum in the Karate Kid 2
I pulled a Karate Kid 2 on the Douche in the bar that stepped to me!!
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An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.
Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord