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the Kardashians

A group of demons in human form who can shoot lasers out of their eyes that attract stupid males. A scantily-dressed crime against evolution, the leader of whom (Kim Kardashian) deserves to be shot several times and then kept alive on her own ground-up organs.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Run! It's the Kardashians! Run in the name of originality!

by SilawenGreenleaf June 27, 2011

144πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Kardashian

A fake, bitchy, self-centered, person who thinks of no one but themselves who is willing to do anything (sex tape) to become famous.

Ugh, I hate that girl she could be a kardashian!

by For_sure December 16, 2013

149πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Kardashian

A Kardashian is something, that makes you dumber, just by being exposed to it.

Fred Phelps was a real Kardashian.

by Oimfiel October 8, 2014

34πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Kardashian

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

That kardashian thinks she's better than everyone else.

by Dix Enormous September 7, 2013

53πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Kardashian

(adj.) A β€œKardashian” is a unit of measurement representing 72 days of marriage, as ratified by the Anonymous Measurement Council.

Also refers to a female who is vapid, shallow, and burdened with a large posterior.

I've been married for 10 Kardashians... I feel so old!

by Artemis Crouch November 3, 2011

991πŸ‘ 236πŸ‘Ž


Kardashian

Synonym for trash, garbage, waste, etc.

"Honey! Have you taken out the kardashian yet? the kitchen reeks!"

by catsoncatz July 12, 2014

43πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


the kardashians

a reality television/socialite family who is only famous for their daughter, kim kardashian, being friends with paris hilton. They consist of a wannabe-slut mother who always dreamed of being in play boy, an actually good father,and 3 adult slut daughters. Their names are Kim, who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape,kourtney, the most attractive yet just as slutty daughter, and khloe the less attractive daughter who acts outgoing but comes off to some as a bitch(luv ya!). There are two more younger preteen daughters who are spoiled little bitches who will soon grow up to be just like their sisters with no self-respect. Lastly there are like 2 or 3 (i cant remember and frankly don't care) other brothers no one gives a shit about.

The Kardashians are a family of sluts and future skanks not including the conservative father.

I love the Kardashians, mainly because they make my prostitute family look normal. btw great show!

by Kiera Ogburn March 13, 2008

281πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž