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The one or two chairs placed outside the dressing rooms in women's clothing stores or department stores. They allow men to sit somewhere for the (sometimes long) periods of time that women take to select and try on clothes.
As I get older, I really lament the declining number of man-chairs in the stores at the Mall!
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A toilet seat that men are tired of putting back up to urinate - so they piss all over it. The man wants it left up so he can drink copious amounts of beer and run in without fumbling to piss, since the beer causes extreme urgency to relieve himself. To properly prepare the seat as a "Man Chair", he, or with a helper, urinate all over the seat, in the down position, in an uninterrupted stream three (3) times around in either direction. Properly done, there will also be urine all over the walls, toilet paper roll, and floors. Extra points for soaking the fuzzy thing women place on top of toilet, making the damned lid keep falling down.
.."The other night, I got tired of my girlfriends' toilet seat being down, so I turned it into a REAL Man Chair.... That stopped that shit......!!!
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The stinky sweaty chair used by the main male of a household. Usually covered in a sport blanket.
"Bitch!!!! Get ouutta da Man Chair!!"
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Business man sitting in chair
A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.
The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.
When a man is leaning on the wall like he's sitting on a chair and the girl sits on him and jumps up and down...
Its a sex positon...
Look the couple is busting out the man chair.
A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard
please save them
"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"