The extreme and bulky shitting process that is the result of a long night of heavy drinking.
Dude where have you been all morning?
Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.
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When you sneak a morning after pill in a milkshake for some chick you busted a nut in. Banana is the best flavor.
John: good morning babe, I made you a delicious banana milkshake. (morning after milkshake)
Susie: oh thanks nigga, fuck me harder.
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the act of waking up and having sex with the girl you brought home and had casual sex with last night.
Brian: Yeah I woke and was still pretty hungover but, we both wanted to bang so i gave her a Morning After Thrill
James: Awesome!
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after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.
ahhhh... i'm gunna get up and go unleash my morning after poo. i'll feel better when its over.
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Sometimes emergency contraception is needed to prevent pregnancy after sex - for example, if the pill is missed, a condom breaks or in the case of being sexually assaulted. The morning after pill is a form of emergency contraception that must be started within 72 hours of having unprotected sex.
Girls- if u r raped or whatever make sure u take the morning after pill!!!
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When you awaken and scream when you found out what you did the night before. Usually a morning after a night where immense amount of alcohol were consumed and your memory vanished.
After reading the text messages she sent last night, Ashely let out the Morning After Shrill!
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When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.
I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!