Mortar

Someone whose basketball shot is similar to a mortar cannon, cocked back hard and very flat.

Look at that Mortars shot! Its horrible.

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Brick-and-mortar

adjective specifying the nature of a location as being physical, as opposed to an online location of the same name. abbr. as "B&M"

The Best Buy site says that game on sale is sold out, but im going to head over to a B&M one anyway to see if theyve got any left in the back.

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piss mortar

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.

"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."

brick and mortar

An adjective usually used to describe a store.
Opposed to online stores, a brick and mortar store has a physical address, hence the term brick and mortar, the materials used to construct a building.

You could buy item A on ebay, or you could find it at your local brick and mortar retailer.

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human mortar

The act of bending a human over, inserting a funnel in their ass, feeding them laxatives, and letting the shit launch from their sphincter.

The enemy has taken the frontlines! Quickly, prepare the human mortars! They won’t expect such abrasive weaponry.

Mortar Strike

A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.

The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.

Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’

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bricks and mortar

The physical property, real estate. Contrasted with intangibles, sometimes contrasted with cyberspace.

I can't teach you how to skin a cat, but a can tell you a lot about the money in bricks and mortar. Like he said, it's going one way. (Rock'n'Rolla)

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