Similar to the Tennessee Muzzleloader, the Millennial Musket-loader involves an liberal vaping art student engaging in doggy-style sex with a female. While having sex, the male pulls his penis out and places a couple drips of his favorite vape juice on the woman's asshole, and proceeds to shove the vape juice into her body with his penis essentially "loading the musket". If a juice with high nicotine content is used, both participants can expect to experience a significant nicotine buzz.
I was banging some girl from the local vape shop last night, and she let me give her the millennial musket-loader.
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An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friendβs mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.
Figure 1: βIβm gonna give your mom the good olβ Louisiana Musket Loader.β
Figure 2: βI donβt even know what that is.β
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When you are making love to your girl and you sneak a high dip of Skoal Long Cut in your mouth. You then bend her love and after about 5 pumps, pull out and put the tobacco on the end of your winner and pack that in tight. "Like packing a Musket"
My Husband gave me a Music City Musket Loader last night... My pus is still on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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when your with your girl and you take your dip out put it on your dick and stuff it in her
You pick up some random chick and go to her place or a hotel once you get her going and your gettign it on ask her if shes ever tried the black powder musket loader. "pull out put your dip on your dick and stuff it in her"... don't forget to hold on.
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When a male partner is fucking female partner doggie style, and well fucking the male removes chewing tobacco out of his lip and packs her asshole with his tobacco, and he cums.
We all gave your mom the musket loader, and she loved the burn!
When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.
Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro
When youβre fucking a girl in the ass:
1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.
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