When a girl poops & sneezes with her eyes open while holding her breath.
Cheetah Candy be famous, yo. She can do a bangin' New Jersey Turnpike.
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When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.
I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.
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When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.
We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.
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Sex act when a man ejaculates into a womanβs asshole, then she farts the semen into the manβs mouth who then pukes it up into the womanβs vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike
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