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The act of thrusting one's penis into another's ear with as much force as possible.
Pete: Yo, you remember that hot chick I was with last week?
Joe: Yea, you mean that deaf chick? Didn't you break up with her?
Pete: Yea man but she wasn't deaf until i gave her a Friedland.
Joe: You gave her a Friedland? You're my hero.
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To reproduce like rabbits. Everyone knows of at least one family that is continuously having children and therefore must be referred to as a Friedlander family.
White: Yo Dunning, I went to Hudson Street to check out a rotating Christmas tree and that family got all Friedlander! There was like two new ones!
Dunning: I hear ya man. I can't keep track of their names anymore! Last time I was there I overheard them saying something about using solar power for their house to save on energy costs.
White: I'm not surprised. That Friedlander family must use a lot of electricity with all those children!
White: That whole family is in the Navy. Since they went all Friedlander there's enough of them that they could crew their own destroyer!
Dunning: Yo watch out, bad idea! Don't put a Friedlander family anywhere near weapons!
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Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.
"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"
the act of being forced to suck dick at gunpoint in the dream world
he put the gun to my head and forced me give him the Adam Friedland
the act of being forced to suck dick at gunpoint in the dream realm
the other night in a dream a man put sat me down with a gun to my head and made me give him the Adam Friedland