Northwest Nap

A very deep sleep where you are unable to hear telephones, text messages, and even the Air Force.

Named to honor the two fine pilots from Northwest Airlines and there little "in flight snooze"

"Dude, I was so tired yesterday afternoon, I took a Northwest Nap. My girl called me 15 times and I didn't hear a thing"

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Falcon Northwest

Maker of ultra high-end gaming PCs. They are ultra expensive as well. Their desktop PC models include the Mach V, the Talon, and the Fragbox. They also offer two laptop PC models, one being a desktop replacement and the other a budget-wary model. Regardless of what components you select for your Falcon Northwest PC, you are getting one hell of a computer. However, you can probably build your own gaming PC comparable to a Falcon Northwest at a fraction of the cost. See also Alienware.

That fully loaded Mach V by Falcon Northwest costs more than many used cars.

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The Northwest Passage

Kim Kardashian's vagina. So named because of the first baby that came out of it, North West.

Kim Kardashian's daughter is named North West. EUROPEAN EXPLORERS OF THE 15th CENTURY! I HAVE FOUND THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE! IT'S INSIDE KIM'S PANTS!

Northwest Speedball

The Northwest (USA) version of the classic speedball douse.

To combine espresso coffee shots with marijuana hits in rapid succession.

Shane and Rick were local coffee shop parking lot doing Northwest Speedballs before they headed for the local rock show in downtown Seattle.

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Northwest Lunchbox

A new manuever in dick puppeteering. This is a mix between the "Goat" and the infamous "Fruitbasket." Created by twisting the penis and balls combo 180 degrees, tucking between ones legs and bending over to reveal the "Northwest Lunchbox." If done correctly, the cinnamon ring will be directly above the lunchbox.

While bending over, it was unfortunate that I caught a glimpse of my Dad's Northwest Lunchbox.

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northwest territories

cold area way up north in canada, most people forget it exists. most famous for its diamond mines and all those hick truck drivers who they made a show about on the discovery channel.

northwest territories, huh?

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WhiskeyFest NorthWest

Whiskeyfest Northwest ˈhwis-kēˌfest nȯrth-ˈwest

noun

1: a magnificent whiskey-infused experience known to include phenomenal tastings, fine cigars, exquisite craft cocktails, delicious creations from local restaurants, and captivating live music often resulting in frequent feet stomping of attendees

2: an annual Luna Foundation event that donates proceeds to benefit valued charitable causes in the Northwest (i.e. CASA for Children of Multnomah and Washington Counties)

Please join us for the inaugural WhiskeyFest NorthWest, May 11th, 2013.