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Reported cause for forest fires, and global warming due to his hotness. Paul is usually too hot to handle and is the property of two amazing girls ;) <3
How did that forest fire start?
Oh, it was paul, cause he is so hot.
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The single most amazing guy on the face of the earth. Someone who is sweet, genuine, and should be a stand up comedian because he has a great sense of humour. He loves sports and is very athletic and in GREAT shape. His favourite colour is usually orange, or black. So very fun to hang out with, and is the envy of all his friends. A fantastic hugger. When he holds you in his arms, even in just a friendly embrace, the rest of the world melts away.
It doesn't hurt that he has a wonderful butt, either. :)
Paul is the epitome of the perfect guy.
Person A: What are you doing today?
Person B: I'm hanging out with Paul, girl!
Person A: What a lucky bitch...
Person 1: I wish someone could make me laugh today.
Person 2: You know what you need?
Person 1 and 2 look at each other and agree out loud: A Paul!!!
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An amazing friend. He is without a doubt one of my best guy friends. He is always there when I need him and he gives great advice too! He is great at soccer and and he is crazy funny.Sometimes I don't think he realizes how funny he is and how great of a friend he is to me and other people. Being able to meet him this year was one of the best things that has happened. If you have never met a Paul, you aren't living yet. You are always going to make new memories when you are with a Paul. He also LOVES cats! :D He may come off a bit weird at first to people he doesn't know, but once you get to know him he is the sweetest guy ever! I look forward to making new memories with you Paul! :)
Sue: Ugh, my best guy friend isn't nice to me.
Billy: Then you need to find yourself a Paul
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Paul is a person who sleeps like a cat.
Paul says "Meow" when he sleeps.
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A common name in Western culture. Usually named for someone who is attractive, smart, and funny. The name is derived from the Latin "Paulus" which also meant someone who is ridiculously awesome. People with this name are smart and witty and just overall superior.
Hey, why is that guy so much better at everything than me?
Well Greg, that would be because his name is Paul and your's is not...
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