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the most-ignored location on the map
"hey, michigan is shaped like a hand!"
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The Delmarva Peninsula, just called DelMarVa to most, is an area of the mid-atlantic region consisting of the lower two-thirds of DELaware, the Eastern shore of MARyland, and um, that strip of land from VirginiA. surrounded by the chesapeake bay and the delaware bay on three sides. major 'cities' include dover, salisbury, and Ocean City. the beaches are less crowded than in VA Beach, but the area has fallen victim to urban sprawl and somewhat bad traffic during the summer and back to school sales with the no-tax shopping in Delaware, or whenever the races come to town, or whenever the National Punkin Chunkin' takes place (don't ask). it's kinda hard to notice unless you look at a map and see how part of Maryland and Delaware and Virginia stick out from the rest of the surrounding states. delmarva is a cool little region that the natives tend to appreciate.
some guy: oh god, this heavily muscled middle aged guy has been stalking me all the way from laurel!
some other guy: chill dude, thats the governor mrs. ruth ann minner trying to give you a handshake. go to Ocean City and she'll run away.
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When two dicks crush a pussy at the same time, thus each cock is surrounded by vag on three sides and tubesteak on the fourth side.
Bart: yo, we turned that Beatrice's gash into a real pussy peninsula last night!
Jeffrey: fuh sho, brah! We gots to do that shit again....alone
Bart: werd
A place consisting of many suburbs around port phillip bay, in Victoria. Starting at Portsea and ending at Mornington or Frankston.
Also known as 'The M.P'
Jono - Hey man what are you doing today?
Cookie - Just chilling down the mornington peninsula.
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A word that your friend may say if he/she seems bored, and wants to start a conversation. Simply respond with "mom, mom, niggermom." and you'll be on your way to a safe conversation.
"You've entered the Nigger Peninsula Please provide us with the Following: 1~Nickname 2~ Nick-date of birth 3~Say Nigger"
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The Key Peninsula is located between Gig Harbor and Bremerton, Washington, It is very near to Tacoma, Washington as well. The Key Peninsula is otherwise known as the "KP". It is a low-income area where high school kids run the show. Parties, fighting, and other crazy stuff happens frequently. Known for high juvenile crime rates, meth, gang related activities, and just being a scary place. Kids there hate Gig Harbor people and would curse them with there dying breath. Watch out for the "KP Crew", or "KP Killaz". If you wind up in the KP you have taken a very wrong turn.
Friend 1: Hey man, what are you doin' tonight bro?
Friend 2: Probably gonna go represent the Key Peninsula and get drunk and fight some Gig Harbor kids and break the law or something.
Friend 1: Cool, give me call when it goes down.
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Once a lavish and beautiful body of land in West Newport Beach, CA that was surrounded by a amazing harbor and bay and a long stretch of gorgeous Southern California beach. Now a run down and dilapidated stretch of land that is being overrun with White Trash summer renters, and dirty Mexicans who scavenge through the trash looking for recyclables and identities to steal. Also now home to young men between the ages of 21-40 who are near bankrupt, but pretend to have a high-paying corporate jobs and tons of money. These young degenerates spend most of their time consuming mass quantities of alcohol and bunk drugs in order to drown out the reality of their true existence and insecurities. These men also prey on young sluts between the ages of 16-25 who claim to have jobs and live in Laguna, but actually they are Meth heads from the Inland Empire who have migrated to this wasteland knowing that if they spread their legs and open their mouths wide enough they will be able to take up residency in one of the many rundown houses that are being leased by some broke-ass punk (young men described above), and then sub-leased to at least 6 other male companions. These ghetto-ass whores will become the house slut and will fuck all of the male occupants in order to live rent free and live solely on a high-protein diet consisting of STD laden semen. This slut will also partake of the consuming of cheap alcohol and drugs and will pretend to go to a job in the morning, but can be found in the back alley or Circle K parking lot rummaging through her 1999 red Honda Civic that hasn't been washed since it's construction and has silver duct tape holding on the front and rear bumpers. Also a place where she stores the entire inventory of her personal belongings, wardrobe, and small amount of hygienic items. She will get dressed and deodorize herself in this vehicle before proceeding to her pimps house where she will pick up a list of clients that she must travel to and service for the day.
Balboa Peninsula, now a haven for worthless human vile, is now surrounded by murky, foul-smelling ocean water that has been polluted by the current residents and seasonal tourists who continually dump tainted and hazardous materials down the storm drains and often use the surrounding waters as an outdoor toilet.
Basically a place for family fun.
When Spencer told his parents he was now a corporate investor and had just purchased a 2000 Mercedes s600 and was now living in a plush house on the beach, they knew he really meant Balboa Peninsula.
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