Pez

My gardener.

"Yo Pez how dem flowers growig?"
"Si, flowers good si."

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pez

he da man, there is no other

i wanna be just like pez

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Pez

A girl who looks hot as hell both geeky and dressed up.

That girl is proper Pez. I'm going to take her to comic con then dinner.

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Pez

Wanted by all the sexy ladies

Run, Pez, run!

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pez

1. Short for peasant or peasantry.
Meaning anything that is shit, bad, unfair, annoying, gay, fucked up, poor, stinghy, scummy, crummy, small, unlucky, rude, harsh or irritating.
2. A person can also be pez, meaning any of the above. Usually they are called a 'Pezza'.

1. "Fuck that shit! That's Pez!"
2. "Stop being so Pez. Just give me the ounce for $50."
"Fuck you, ya Pezza."

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pez

The status or degree of spiritual righteousness

A state of being that can only be achieved or replenished through altruistic deeds of peziness. When one possesses a high enough degree of 'pez' the spirit is reborn and one's true pezzy nature is ignited. Those who have been fortunate to witness a born-again pezhead speak of a being who is enlightened and blessed with good nature, forgiveness, and candy.

I can tell that Mindy is experiencing a pezzy rebirth.. her 'pez' is really 'shrooming this year.

Did you see Lance? His pez is through the roof! I swear you can see an aura of pastel colored stripes surrounding his magnificent little head. That's one pezzy motherfucker.

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pez

Yiddish word for small penis

Instead of using the commom word schumuck, I called that ass face a pez.

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