Poodled

To have sex with an unwilling drunk or drugged person, under the guise of friendship. The offender will usually offer to "drive" the victim home & may position themselves for innocent cuddling, mimicking a lap dog.

Look at that sober guy taking that wasted chick home, she's getting poodled tonight.

"I don't remember anything from last night, but I woke up naked, I've been poodled!"

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Poodle

This is a title used for a lesbian who transcends a Lipstick Lesbian in her level of high maintenance. It's possible she may have been a gay man in a previous life in her aesthetic tastes, love of high fashion and personal hygiene items. A Poodle is not afraid to embrace her inner femininity and actively seeks opportunities to wear a tiara. She abhors physical labor and all things that may make her "glow" (Poodles DO NOT sweat). It is possible that even in the breeders world a Poodle might be viewed as difficult to please and just a bit demanding...

Although not confirmed Portia de Rossi has all of the indications of being a Poodle. Lindsey Lohan is a Poodle puppy...

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Poodle

A word for a liar or to accuse someone of lying

Example one:

Person 1: I have 600 cats
Person2: poodle!
Example two:
Person1: i have 600 cats
Person2: stop being a poodle

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Poodle

A younger man who deliberately pursues older women; a cougar-chaser; a kept male of the lapdog variety; subject of the hit songs "Just a Gigolo" and "I Wanna Be Your Dog". Often in the guise of an unsigned musician, college student, or barfly.

Kevin Federline was Britney Spears' poodle.

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poodle

everybody wants to stroke the poodle, but nobody wants to fuck the poodle.

stacy: hey have you seen that guy tom? i just wanna hug him all day. he's such a cutie pie.

allison: i know right he's so cute

tom: any of you ladies up for a fuck?

stacy+allison: haha you're so cute tom

tom: oh shit im a poodle

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Poodle

Some one that is being a little bitch about something

Dave: want to go smoke dope?
Jeff: Nah.

Dave: why you being such a poodle about it?

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Poodling

The act of grinding facing frontwards. The girl's crotch is repeatedly rubbing against the guy's leg, like humping. Small dogs like poodles love to hump things.

Did you see Jenny last night?

Ya what a slut, she poodled every guy there!

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Holy shit, I just danced with Sarah, and I have a wet spot on my upper thigh!

Ya, that bitch loveeeees poodling

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