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Slang term for going down on a girl.
"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.
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Toilet paper!
Please see Vatican Fan Mail.
Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?
Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!
Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
Exactly what you think it is: masturbation.
WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!
The act of jizzing on a piece of toilet paper and stamping it onto the wall of the restroom or stall.