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The embodiment of awesome, sexy, fun people or their attributes. Short for "professional."
"Look at her hair - it's so prof!"
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When one takes on the personality of a professor and proceeds to forcefully lecture someone on an issue of which they believe they are the resident expert in, but in which they possess no knowledge or experience.
Generally becomes more pronounced with intoxication or during male bonding sessions. Often the phrase "I'll give you the hot tip..." is a precursor to an episode of proffing.
P1. Hey, did you hear Adam last night at the party lecturing Justin on the proof of global warming?
P2. Yeah, he sure gave him a proffing!
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Prof is a nasty little lying hoe and should actually go. She complains about having to grade homework when SHES THE FUCKING ONE WHO ASSIGNED IT and we're the ones have to actually do it. Like what is wrong with your fucking brain you literal retard. Also wtf is up with your hair. Have you never used conditioner in your life. And why do you have to walk up behind us while we're working like wtf please stop that thank you bye. Also she always wants to know what your doing every fucking moment she also has this stupid retarded little speaker that she walks around with and it always glitches the she likes to make us do like 5 different tests each week and if we don't get over 60% she will yell at us and say it's our fault we don't listen then she always moves us around the room sometimes changes the the seating arrangements then she also loves to move us to the fucking front so we can hear her pitchy and winey voice yelling at us!!!!!!
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When one drinks too much at a BBQ and throws up in the hosts' mothers' car. Causing disgrace to his name, life, and everyone he knows.
guy 1: hey man what happened last night?
guy 2: dude you totally pulled a prof!
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the equivalent of chuck norris but in counter strike source. anyteam that is close behind of this player is considered godlike
man i wish i was as good as prof.
that shot was prof.
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Hottest Beverage in the World.
Person A: 'Have you heard the new Cuppa Prof song?'
Person B: 'Nah I like Drake'
Person A: 'Try Prof, he only makers Bangers and Tea'
A chad often dropping statements like „hello, can you hear me?“ or „are you finished?“. With his Tesla and his common, just-mentioned phrases, he’s extremely successful when it comes to women. He also has insane drip, a fire accent and an insane style. In his free time he likes to Lay-out databases using his favourite program called access, which is another trait that makes him really special, as he’s the only person able to actually have fun using access. From time to time he also draws random gibberish using his second most-liked program called „dia“.
Have you seen that prof. Ege over there? He’s fire!