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1) A trusted teacher/advisor/leader of a Jewish community. Most often, they are true intellects that do have good advice and insightful philosophies of the world.
2) The Arabic word for the season of Spring. Actually pronounced rabb-ee with a glottal stop at the end.
If a teacher's or doctor's advice doesn't seem to fill you with certainty, consult a rabbi.
Shamm Iniseem aw Eed al-rabbi', the Spring festival of Egypt, falls on the same day as the Christian Orthodox Easter every year.
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someone who goes beyond the bounds of regular jew tightness with matters of money
Erock did not pay for his childs excursion, what a rabbi
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A nice guy that teaches me my Torah portion so I can have a big Bar Mitzvah party when I am 13. I like him but wow, my Rabbi also can be a real Scrooge too. He told us and my parents, that part was bad, that there was no Santa Claus. So, I wrote a letter to Yenta Claus instead. What ever you do, just don't tell him about Yenta Claus. Ya, being Jewish is cool and I like lighting candles, eating latkes and all. But what about the Toys? What about that? I am a good kid too and am sick of being told we don't get a Santa!
Whatever you do or say or think, just don't be a Scrooge tell Rabbi Ebenezer that Yenta Claus is coming to my house! Or I'll get really mad and marry a pretty Shiska when I grow up.
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a jewish teacher, a leader of a jewish community, can be either a man OR a woman, contrary to beliefs of crazy old charedi men in jerusalem
person a "I went and talked to my rabbi today"
person b " oy and what did he say?"
person a "that i shouldn't kvell so much"
person b "what a wise man"
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jewish holy people...often confused with zz top
yo rabbi so fly yeah yeah yeah yeah
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The term Rabbi is only supposed to be used for special people. If you are called Rabbi that means you are high in power and are very sophisticated. There is the King Rabbi (RR), and his partners. Everyone has an inner Rabbi and can release it anytime. If someone is releasing his Rabbi GTFO cause there is a possibility of death. To release your Rabbi throw your arms in the air, tilt your hands in opposite directions outward, then proceed to yell sharply and followthrough to make weird faces. After you release your Rabbi you need to charge up, the fastest ways to charge up faster are: Eat Turkey Pesto Rolls, Listen to "I Want It That Way", by the Backstreet Boys, or listen to "Sweet but Psycho" by Ava Max, wear Reckless merchandise, and steal hoodies from your local High School Orchestra.
OMG... He is releasing his Rabbi!
Dude... I think he is a Rabbi!
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A Jewish holy-man, a wise man who teaches others about the ways of Judaism.
"Rabbis often serve as judges, for they are wise."
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