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Middle Schooler 1: Yo dude look at the shoulders on that one
Middle Schooler 2: Nice
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The act of slapping one in the face with your penis without using your hands or anything else.
He climbed on the banister and when he jumped off he gave me a No Shoulder.
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Most comfortable pillow in the world.
I love setting my head on my boyfriend's shoulder it's so comfy
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a shrug; raised shoulders in response to someone
essentially meaning:
1. I don't know
2. I can't help you
3. You're fucked
4. I don't give a fuck about your problem
Me: Northwest Airlines totally screwed me by losing my luggage. After waiting for an hour, their customer service just gave me the shoulders instead of any assistance or freebies in apology.
Mike: She gave you the shoulders? Wow, she pretty much told you to go fuck yourself!
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When you are out of breath because a girl is so fly. You pant so hard your shoulders are moving
"Hey j-low do you see that fly girl"
"Yeah man, shotty got me shouldering"
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Similar to The neck but in this version instead of slapping your own or someone else's neck, you gently rub their shoulder. ( This method is used by pansies and the weak) Doing The shoulder will result in you losing your man or womanhood. In other words, DON'T FUCKING DO IT YOU PUSSIES!
1. Nikhil decided that The neck from Angel hurt too much so he created The shoulder.
2. Carlos jumped on Nikhil's the shoulder bandwagon and thus became a bitch.
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Another word for fat, heavy, big boned
Eli: I got a new girlfriend!
Sam: How she look?
Eli: She cute but she has shoulders.
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