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When you are having sex with your girl missionary or doggy-style, and your dog, or hers, sneaks up and fucks you in the ass.
"Why are you walking funny?"
"Because I got a fucking warsaw surprise party last night, fuck off."
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When you go to your underage Girls house expecting sex, but the cops are there and join in!
I had a counciltucky surprise party last nigh! Looks like im not going to prison!
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doing anything that makes someone upset or angry. "you ruined my surprise party!!! now i can't trust you anymore"
describing when someone becomes irrationally angry. "gosh, what did you do ruin her surprise party?"
to look on the lighter side of a bad situation. "at least he didn't ruin your surprise party"
you ruined my surprise party when you slept with her.
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A surprise social gathering where a small group of people walk around a college dorm with a strobe light and a boom box going into random rooms where people (who are preferably studying, sleeping, talking to their mom on the phone, or getting it on) are in, once everyone is in the room you proceed with the steps as follows:
1. Shut door and lock it
2. Turn off the lights
3. Plug the strobe light in
4. Blast the music
5. Dance
"You look traumatized, what happened?"
"A bunch of people came in here and had a surprise dance party."
"That sounds like fun."
"Not for me, it was like they raped me with dance and fun."
A very daring sex move; occurs when a male receives oral sex and fails to notify his partner of his impending orgasm, during the course of his shenanigans, the male discretely pulls out a happy birthday hat, confetti, and noisemaker. At climax the male then proceeds to blow into the noisemaker, aim his load on his partner's face, yell surprise and throw the confetti in the air. You get extra points if you get the confetti to stay on your partner's face with your splooge glue.
The other day while Joe and I were ramming I got a Surprise Birthday Party !
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When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.
I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed
When you get home on your birthday, and all your mates are banging your misses.
I had the best orange surprise party this year’s birthday.