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Yung Tablecloth

The scariest being on earth

OH FUCK ITS YUNG TABLECLOTH

by Funny minion fun April 21, 2021


1920s South Carolina tablecloth

Noun; Excessive, limp tissue of a womans vagina, that tends to 'flop' over to the respective leg when in the missionary position.

Bradford: Baby.

Angelina: Yeah?

Bradford: Your vagina is sloppy. It looks like a 1920s South Carolina tablecloth.

Angelina: Bradford, I am from Tennessee.

by Jenaveve Anniston February 27, 2009


bin laden tablecloth

Briefs, cod piece, underwear, boxers, shorts.
Femme. panties, undies, g-string, manhole cover.

The taliban leader dropped to his nees and pulled out the Bin Laden tablecloth and munched like a starving dog.

The mentally challanged terrorist crapped his Bin Laden tablecloth.

The eager hezbollah leader received a severe fabric burn on his chin from the many Bin Laden tablecloth's he had come in contact with that morning.

by GeeBird January 24, 2007


Tablecloth Frequency

A pinkish fuchsia color, which is also one letter off a California Labor Bill.
#AB257A

That flower has a beautiful tablecloth frequency hue!

by colourmaster69420 January 05, 2024


Slick Tablecloth

Skinny whore who provides really wet oral sex.

I needed a towel after that Slick Tablecloth blew me.

by jthomas96 March 06, 2011


bulgarian tablecloth

a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.

my ex wife is such a bulgarian tablecloth! she puts ripe banana into her anus

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 03, 2025