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A guy with a big fat juicy ass.
Hey look that guy is a tahmid.
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An individual whose gender cannot be determined. When his/her shirt is lifted, the rolls of blubber descend upon us mere mortals. Our cities are flattened and he is worshiped. O' the great Tahmid, do not smite us with your fatty tissues.
The Tahmid, angered by his devotees' offering of fruit, unleashed his fat and screamed, "I want Dunkin' Donuts NOW."
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A person who is kind but can be annoying.Usually hits puberty late later sounds like big ass man.Addicted to Wizard 101.Keeps a lot of secrets from people.Has a hard time at school.Very short.
My Brother is such a tahmid.
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1. Anyone who refuses to obtain sexual intercourse due to the dire need of playing World of Warcraft and masturbating to inaminate objects.
Ex. "Tahmid please stop masturbating to that pencil sharpener."
2. A strange pokemon that lives in curry-affiliated areas and breeds asexually.
Ex. "Hey lemme catch that tahmid..... actually fuck that."
3. An animal that has a tendency to hump other animals of the same sex but different species.
4. A prostitute that is generally known for not giving good head, and disrespects her pimp.
Ex. "Fuck, this bitch is a real tahmid, she fucking bit it. What a fucking stupid tahmid bitch"
5. A person who does not recognize interest in the opposite sex as a genuine feeling.
Tahmid is a pokemon found in the wild, but don't catch it, shit will bite your penis
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An incredibly Gay person u will meet, first he will act like a normal person but when you get to know him he will try to touch your balls try to hump you from the back, he is very famous but many people around him dont care about the fact that he is famous because he is very annoying, he will go anyone's house with no invitation, he has a weird looking mustache and he probably plays football too and sometimes with your balls too
person 1: is that guy over there gay monkey bitch sameun's best friend?
person 2: yes, how did you know?
person 1: because he is Tahmid Nafi
when tahmid says something and kills the vibe automatically by just being tahmid
Tahmid: "shoutout my label that's me"
*Tahmid Moment*
The upper portion of an ass crack. Usually smelly. The area located over the rectum.
Yo man, my tahmid smells so bad. I think the dude I fucked last night had a cheesy dick.