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When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.
"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."
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When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?
“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”
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When a man lays on his back with one girl on his face and one girl riding his dick
Yo i had a teeter totter rodeo last nite with those 2 fiiiine ass blonde girls
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when a male stands on a teeter totter and the female jumps on the other side and the male ejaculates in the air hoping to hit the female
bill snapped his neck attempting the Tennessee Teeter Totter yesterday on Erica.
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A sexual act in which a male having sex, usually in missionary position, uses his penis as a pivot point to spin in a half circle, and then proceeds to have sex reverse missionary while the two are now facing opposite directions. Not for "little ones"
"Dude, I totally gave my girl a 180 teeter totter last night." "Dude, that's gay"
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When two men meet in a park bathroom and dock a double ended pocket pussy humping it in a rocking motion while holding hands.
Mike and Justin are going to the park to play silicone teeter totter.
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When a man fucks a woman so hard that she has a flashback to kindergarten recess and then the man throws the woman across the room as if she fell off of a teeter totter.
Aye yo skylar, this girl said my dick game was weak so I hit er with the ole texarkana teeter totter!
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