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Theory is the most beautiful girl on the face of the earth. When people see her walk by they think, “Damn I wish I could be with her.” No matter what their sexuality is. Everyone needs a theory in their life. She is the life of the party and is loved by everyone.
“Oh my, there goes theory. I wish she would be my girlfriend”
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When a girls personality and looks are so good you forget about your surroundings
YOU- DON'T REALIZE YOUR BOYS LEAVE
YOUR BOY- " AY FAM YOU'RE IN THEORY LOOOL"
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stiven theory \ˈstī-vənˈthē-ə-rē\
A series of theories, sometimes presented as facts, of Mr. Stiven that (a)explain historical events or (b)predict future ones.
Stiven Theory: Gorbachev was really a CIA agent who was sent by the U.S. to sabotage the Soviet Union.
Stiven Theory: The next World War will be over water. China will win.
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Kissing up to a hot girl in an attempt to get a “crumbadat” pussy
Hot Girl: Hey everyone, I sincerely apologize for kicking my dog in my latest video..
Guy 1: It’s okay, I totally understand. You’re great!
Guy 2: According to Crumbadat Theory, it looks like you’re tryna get a crumbadat pussy dude
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The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.
History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"
The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.
“That girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”
The scientific explanation that explains how every building block in this universe is a beaver. This phenomenon is called the the beaver theory.
Another famous theory is that every living organism a beaver is but we don't know because our brain blocks it.
Prof: make sure you learn beaver theory by tomorrow!
Student: Ok beaver!!!!!