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Sex change operation per ZZ Top "Zipper Job". Usually from a man to a woman.
Hey- did you hear that Sylvester got a Tijuana Tuck and Roll? Now he has to use the ladies room!
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When a man has an awkward public erection as the result of unwanted arousal which he then "tucks" up into his waistband and keeps on "rollin" to be on his way again.
"Hey dude, do you ever tuck your boner into your waist band?"
"Fuck yeah bro, it's the 'Tuck n' Roll'!"
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A hastily performed manuver put into motion while under the survailence of a snooping maid in a hotel room while masterbating w/o the use of pron (visualizing) where one first pulls sheets over erect penis and masterfully rolls in the oposite direction of the peering intruder.
John: Dood member that one time Je almost got caught jerking off...
Kyle: Yea but he played it off with a Cuban Tuck and Roll so hes all good.
John: Wow what a fagg.
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someone who wears tight clothes and there fat roll hangs out
girl 1: "tuck your roll in fatass"
girl 2: "ok"
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When a guy tries to be discreet when another guy is present in the room during personal pleasure. It is performed by turning on one side towards the wall and slowly bringing a sheet over one's head. A laptop or magazine is most likely present.
While Chris was browsing through his music collection, Tim decided to pull the TUCK 'N ROLL and Chris decided to leave the room...awkward.
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When a man and women are having sex in doggy style and the man slaps her ass too hard. She then falls forward and rolls into a missionary position, playing it off as though she meant to do that.
My boyfriend slapped my ass too hard during sex so I tuck and rolled to try and play it off.
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The act of opening the car door, nd jumping out while the car is in motion. Usually performed on xanex by person's with the last name 'Allen'.
"I wanna steel things! Pull over!"
"No, Allen, we ain't stopin."
"Oh, Yeah?"
>jumps out of car.
That's the Allen tuck n roll for ya.
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