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turban

A garmet, that is usually very clean, that is worn by some people because their religion and/or culture requires it. Turbans are made from long strips of cloth (up to 30ft) and wrapped around the head. The method of wrapping can tell an observer a lot about the wearer's background.

Turbans are pretty decent things to wear. Not at all dirty or bad. I should say the people who don't like them are incestuous pricks, or otherwise asshats.

by </time> September 14, 2003

627πŸ‘ 354πŸ‘Ž


turban

A totally pimpin’ type of hat. It’s made of long strips of fabric wrapped around the head, and sometimes adorned with gold and stuff. Turbans have recently become taboo because of US government sponsored racial profiling of Arabs.

That turban is bling!

by Shard April 20, 2005

555πŸ‘ 359πŸ‘Ž


Turban

If you havn't come across a group dedicated to this on facebook, get out.

Liam joined the group: Don't you hate it when you spill curry on your favourite turban .

by Dyaaar March 31, 2010

146πŸ‘ 102πŸ‘Ž


Turbanize

To wrap a warm/hot towel around a male's genitalia after a blow job.

If you love your husband you should turbanize him to show how much you care.

by Macy's and 'S.S.' January 18, 2010

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


the turbanator

Osama bin laden.
Any man of mohammedian descent who wishes ill on 'infidels' and urges other followers of islam to destroy (turbanate) the western society

At least the hook handed turbanator is rotting in Belmarsh. Shit all hope of catching the real Turbanator though

by daily mail reader (obviously) November 19, 2004

48πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Turban

1. A Vagina.

2. A popular form of headgear worn in the Middle East, North Africa and Southwest Asia. They are designed to help keep the user cool in hot desert environments such as the Sahara.

1. I wanna smash that yats turban in.

2. That sikh is wearing a turban.

by skankmaestro January 4, 2011

68πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


turban

The best way to tell when an Arab has reached the age where he can control his bowels. He takes the diaper off his ass and sticks it on his head.

I think Aknad is wearing the new Pampers turban today.

by John Heinz Kerry April 13, 2005

264πŸ‘ 476πŸ‘Ž