puss-up truck

A pickup truck with extras that a REAL pickup doesn't need, such as leather seats, GPS, dual zone climate control, and backup cameras.

"Check it out guys, this thing's got chrome rims, chrome crash bar, DVD screens for the kids, heated seats for cool mornings, and can tow our scooters."

"Yeah dude, nice puss-up truck! Is that the Victoria's Secret Special Edition?"

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pick-up truck

Two in the front, while leaving a full load in the back.

Charlie picked up a girl named Shelly at the club last night...and wanted to give her a Rusty Shower but she asked him to give her a pick-up truck instead...

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Pick Up Truck Driver

Usually not the brightest people in Wisconsin/Minnesota.

When roads are horrible they think since they have 4 wheel drive the interstate turns into the autobahn.

Usually like to talk about things like being a confederate, farming, and drinking beer.

The last time I drove home from work in a blizzard a pick up truck driver flew by me, apparently 35 mph wasn't good enough for him like it was the rest of us, he was going 85...asshole.

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pick 'em up truck

the way that a redneck, usually one that hails from the Southern United States, refers to their pick-up truck. The added "'em" is the addition of Southern dialogue to the general name of a common type of truck, and usually makes the person driving appear to be of low intelligence

Cletus: Its a darn tootin fine day here in Mobile, Alabama.

BillyJoe: sure is Cletus, its mighty-fine. Wanna go for a ride in my fancy Ford F-150 pick 'em up truck?

Cletus: Yeeeeeeeehaw lets go!!!

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Dance to the beat of a backing up truck

questionable taste.

His taste in music is so bad he would dance to the beat of a backing up truck.

I'm not sure I trust you judgment. You dance to the beat of a backing up truck.

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back up the truck

To go back in a conversation

So Christie is pregnant, anyways did you see the football game on Monday?

Wait, wait, wait back up the truck...Christie's what?

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trucked up

the state of being so drunk that 'fucked up' is not nearly enough to describe one's state of inebriation. when waking up the next day, the hangover feels so painful that it feels like one literally got hit by a truck

Friend 1: Yo have you seen Mike? I heard he's drunk as fuck!
Friend 2: Yeah he just took 10 shots of vodka in 5 minutes! He's trucked up out of his mind!

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