Voltron

a name used for a super badass person

Cathy: Why do you call yourself Voltron, Dave?

Dave: I don't know, Cathy, maybe because it's *super* badass?

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Voltron

Voltron was an 80’s cartoon, now on Netflix, about some teenagers transported from Earth to become pilots for robotic lions to fight in an intergalactic war. The Paladins of Voltron must learn to work as a team to assemble the robot Voltron and use its power to conquer the Galra Empire.

Let’s start with the space dad and his name is Shiro. Head of Voltron, lookin’ fly. Shiro the hero. Super stressed and needs some rest, I’m sure you all know.
Lover boy, his name is Lance. He is very handsome. Sparkling, our sharpshooter puts on a good show. Razzle dazzle. Finger guns and puns. Beautiful.

10,000 years Allura’s rockin’ it. Still lookin’ good and fighting back.
Coran is still a gorgeous man. Space uncle rockin’ the mustache.
Mullet head, his name is Keith and he’s so “emo”. Loner boy and samurai. He’s quick, watch him go. Jealousy, thy name is Keith.
Genius kid is known as Pidge and not a trainee. Never underestimate, they’re small but mighty. Technology is all they need to pull a felony.
Last but not least, leg of Voltron. He’s the sweetest. Goes by “Hunk” and may blow chunks, but he’a the strongest. Culinary master, engineer, multitalented!

Friend: “Hey, what’s Voltron?”
Me: “Don’t watch it, it’ll hurt you.”

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voltroning

When "collaborating" just isn't enough.

Voltroning should not be confused with "voltaireing", which is to advocate for the separation of church in state.

You're going bowling? I'm going bowling! Let's go together. I'm all about voltroning this shiz.

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Voltron

When a Girl Is getting Double-Penetration, giving a blowjob, and jerking off two cocks, one in each hand, it is known as "forming Voltron".

Hey Lisa, I was gonna call up four of my friends to come over and form Voltron this Friday night, so I hope you can handle five dicks.

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voltron

A group of girls, typically high school age, who are individually useless and uninteresting, together form a heinus and powerful force that cannot be ignored. Membership in Voltron gives you automatic popularity and establishes a common misconception that you are physically attractive.

Ugh, Voltron rolled up to the party and made a spetacle.

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Voltron

A group of girls who individually are not attractive but who individual attributes to make one really hot girl.

Hey Rob, you see those girls? Their not much but if you take her face, that one's boobs, and the other girl's ass and they would come together like Voltron.

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Voltron

The Netflix adaptation of an 80s kid show that started out great until after the 3rd season the produces chose to change the endgame ship from the most popular to one of the least liked from the fandom and the only times you can see what the show could have been are from the animators and writers that wanted the show to end as well as it started so they sneak moments in. So the next 5 seasons after all that became worse as worse as time went on. WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO US WHAT HAVE WE DONE

Person 1: Hey I found this show on Netflix called Voltron and it looks cool do you want to binge it
Person 2: Nah dude ive already watched all 3 seasons of the show
Person 1: Wait but it says there are 8 seasons not 3 are you sure you have watched it all
Person 2: *Holds gun against person 2's head* There. Are. Only. 3. Seasons