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When you’re hitting it from the back and you pee a little
Robin: I had such a time last night with Candace, I got so excited that I peed a bit on her poop deck! Good thing she couldn’t see anything, I’d be so embarrassed.
Adam: Why, it’s only a parlez-vous!
Expressed particularly by a non-French speaking Greek male (off the boat), who politely asks a French lady if she likes to give blowjobs.
B'jour, tsibouklez-vous mamzelle?
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An inverted French phrase which means 'Do you speak'. Usually followed by 'Anglais' & used by anglophone Canadians & Americans who are too ignorant to even attempt to learn the French language before coming to a place that mostly French-speaking. If you say 'Non', they try to speak English to you anyway, as if the more slowly & loudly they speak it, the better you will comprehend it.
Stupid woman: "Parlez-Vous Anglais?"
Me, not wanting to deal with her: "Non, madame."
Stupid woman: "Are you sure?"
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As in 'rendez-vous' which is a meeting for a few people, a 'grandez-vous' is a meeting of many people.
Pete: "Hey man, you going to Steve's party tonight?"
Jeff: "Sure am, I'll be at the grandez-vous at 8."
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going on a date with someone to Starbucks
I'm going on a grande-vous later today.
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Color exclusivity in clothing, home decor, etc.
"She bought a whole new outfit in that same awful color, it was like Beja Vous!"
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From french....
Déjà vous is a french expression you use when somebdy arrive earlier than planed... and you say :"YOU ?!!! Now ?!!"
Important : The way you prononce it in english is different from French... "vOUs" is to prononced like "yOU" // different form déjà-vU that your prononce "U" by modeling your lips like a kiss and blow...
- Ding Dong !!
you : I m comin'...
- Door open
Friend : Hello ! Are you ready ?
You : Déjà Vous ?!! i' m not ready !
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