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White Castle

Little burgers that make you shit.

I love White Castle.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022


White Castle

The best fucking burger place in the tri-state area.

Bryce and Derek go to White Castle.

by Bryce and Derek March 9, 2005

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White Castle

1. Fast food restaraunt which sells hamburgers.

2. Fast food restaraunt which sells drugs.

3. Place to leave annoying people at late hours, in bad neighborhoods.

Family Guy: Russell! Where have you been?! You should have been here hours ago!

Russell: I was at White Castle.

Family Guy: Were you buying hamburgers or were you buying dope?

Russell: Neither, they left me in Patterson, NJ, at 2:15 am.

Family Guy: Why?

Russell: Cause I'm a nerd.

Bob: Write up.

by sextoaster December 17, 2004

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White Castle

A place where you eat these small greasy hamburgers and get terrible gas.

by Joe August 3, 2003

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white castling

The act of making an epic journey to white castle (ie: harold and kumar or jeff and chris)

Dude any weather is good weather for white castling

by burgerburgerburger January 29, 2010

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White Castle

White Castle, a.k.a. Krystal in the Southern U.S. is place (I will not dignify it with the word 'restaurant') that is infamous for small, square burgers. Only severely retarded drifters and homless individuals are concsripted to work in these places.

The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.

The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.

No Mum (retching), I haven't been drinking, my mates and I just stopped and ate some burgers at White Castle last night. That is the real reason I am driving the porcelain truck this morning.

There is even a movie about White Castle.

by Cosmicstargoat August 2, 2004

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white castle

a fast food place that is almost impossible to find, there is about one white castle per state, and finding said white castle is quite an adventure. when you finnally do find it, you will be really pissed at yourself for searching so long for shitty burgers that require the consumption of about 400 to fill yourself up.

white castle is a rare, hard to find, shitty place.

by online handle August 28, 2006

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