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This is a complicated disorder which can only effect nice white ladies, often in the educational or social justice fields of employment, or through church based organizations.
The most recognizable symptoms include having an earnest and idealistic eagerness to help the more marginalized members of a society, such as persons of color, or the homeless. This can manifest itself through things like bake sales and canned food drives, although occasionally, more touchstone examples (such as that of a teacher assuming the role of mentor and parent) can be observed.
Nice White Ladies (or, NWL's) know that they are just that, though believe wholeheartedly that not only do their contributions actually change the world significantly, but that they are somehow better than everyone else. There is more than a tinge of irony in this.
The male equivalent to Nice White Lady syndrome is the Savior Complex.
Bill: Hey, where'd you get them shoes?
Terry: The nice white lady at the church gave them to me.
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Aisha: That teacher ain't so bad.
Tameka: Only cause she got Nice White Lady Syndrome.
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1. A very upscale classy or fancy female, rarely seen in today's age.
2. A woman of high standards.
"Damn son! She must be one of those White house ladies!"
"Sorry that White house lady is out of your league."
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A type of ghost found in the folklore of many countries, usually depicted as a woman in white clothing. Such are often associated with rural areas and often revolve around a tragic local legend, usually involving accidental death, murder, and/or suicide. Common themes of such legends may include, but are not restricted to loss, betrayal by a spouse and/or fiancee, and unrequited love.
Taxi driver: When I was doing a graveyard shift last night, a beautiful woman asked me for a ride as I drove along Balete Drive. When I turned around after having picked her up, her face became bloody and bruised, so I stopped the taxi and ran off.
Friend: So you must have seen the white lady last night then!
When your phone (referring to landline mostly) is suspended/disconnected and the recorded message on the other end speaking.
I called you yesterday but the white lady answered.
An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.
It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.