wipers

A girl with glasses gives head; the guy busts on each lens; the girl proceeds to wipe the semen off of her glasses in order to see by using her index finger to remove the vision imparing swimmers.

Girls with glasses are great; I love giving them the wipers.

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no-wiper

(adj)-Describes the act of letting loose a huge duce and not wiping. Notibly one of the best feelings ever.

John: That was amazing! I pushed and pushed, and it finally all came out. It was a no-wiper. Extreamly satisfying!

Jamie: Dude, how did you know you didnt have to wipe?

John: I had a hunch.

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Wiper

When you take a huge, pasty shit and your asshole is caked in your fecal matter resulting in the use of half of the toilet paper roll.

God damn that shit was a wiper. I had to take a shower after that one.

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Wiper

The person who is responsible for cleaning up the stars of an adult film. Normally this is the male dichotomy of a "fluffer"

---End of First Scene---
Director: "Hey, I need a wiper to clean up Jenna for the next set!"

Wiper: "yes!"

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Wiper

In the sport of paintball, someone who "wipes" the paint off of them if they are hit, in order to stay in the game.

Man, I know i hit that dude like 3 times!

Yea, hes a cheatin' wiper!

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wiper

A really nasty or wet fart that leads you to believe you may have sharted, or used for comic effect.

*BRRRRRRrip* Oh yeah, that's a wiper!

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wiper

Unit of measure of mess in an infant's diaper, described by the number of diaper wipes needed to clean the baby's bottom, e.g. one-wiper, two-wiper, three-wiper, etc. Typically used by new parents. (With experience, parents become more efficient at cleaning bottoms and use fewer wipes.)

Is your son eating well?
I think so, he had a ten-wiper this morning when we changed him.

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