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1) Big book which has many uses
2) your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it.
1) Uses of the yellow pages;
Finding dominatrixes
Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss
Destroying your enemies
Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies
and many, many more
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Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"
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A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.
Female masturbation without the use of any implements, using one's fingers instead. From the Yellow Pages catch-phrase "Let your fingers do the walking".
Monica didn't own a vibrator, so she satisfied herself with Yellow Pages masturbation.
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04112383068 is his number and you will always be satisfied to know that he loves sucking dick for a living so here is your chance
Oh Adon on yellow pages be my daddy would you and fuck me harder
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a slange term for a girl who is masturbating
damn i walked in and that hoe was flipping though the yellow pages
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