Small, green, and wrinkled master pimp. Can usually be seen holding a pimp cane and sporting his MacDaddy robe.
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A way of speaking where the words are out of order in a sentence. And occasionally adding a gurgly "hmmm"
Soup of chicken, I must have. Hmmmm
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Along with R2-D2, quite possibly the only character who was cool in both Episodes I-III and Episodes IV-VI. Thus, one of the only things George Lucas didn't fuck up in the second Star Wars trilogy.
A: Did you see Yoda go berserk in Episode III?
B: Yeah, but did you see what they did to Darth Vader? All the way from badass to emo loser...oh, my poor childhood...
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Drug Addict
Infamous ketamine addict and serial killer. He was known for running his enemies over in his 2001 Honda Civic, and for stealing other people's ketamine.
Addictions: Ketamine
Location: Yoda's Hut, Jedi Temple
Vehicle: 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan
Weapons: Lightsaber, 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan
A man identified as Yoda has been apprehended for 6 counts of vehicular manslaughter and for possession 5kg of ketamine.
A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.
"Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda
"The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is."
-Yoda
"Kick your ass I will!"
-Yoda
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