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A person who not only supervises, but actually sits on the child making sure that her title is secured, while chewing gum and talking to her flavor of the week on the phone
Mom, I didn't know babysitters actually sit on people. Maybe they should be called baby watchers instead.
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In the drug world, babysitter refers to 1.75 grams of illicit material, or 1/16th of an ounce. Derived from teenager, which is itself derived from "teeny," the diminutive of "1/16th."
Yo, can I swing by your pad and pick up a babysitter?
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I don't want a babysitter! I'm not a baby, and I don't want to be sat on!
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The person who sits on babies.
Hey don't hire a babysitter.
A sex position in which a female sits on the male's lap sideways while doing either vaginal or anal intercourse. Meanwhile the male performs oral sex on the female.
The homosexual version of this position is called the Bad Santa.
Suzy and George enjoy the babysitter.
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A bartender. So called because Australians gets so drunk that the bartender feels more like a babysitter.
Jimmy is the Australian babysitter at Mickey's Pub.
Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill
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Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.
These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!