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Life isn’t about waiting for the clouds to pass.. it’s about knowing the giraffe has always and will always be there.
Whether looking up and wondering what could’ve been or one day looking down (smiling) at what once was. Amongst the depth of the sky the giraffe remains, as does my love for you!
Me: hopelessly looking out my window searching for the giraffe made of stars.. hoping that maybe we’re somehow somewhere sharing this moment!
a female that can take a dick extremely far down the throat.
She has no gag reflex. I bet she's a giraffe!
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a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`
Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.
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The most respectable creature in the animal kingdom.
"I wish I was born a giraffe."
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That print is more giraffic than the other.
I will have them design it more giraffic for you.
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Someone: " Say 'Welcome to Colorado!'"
You: " I'M A GIRAFFE!!!"
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vandalism spray-painted very, very high
coined by Robin D. Grove
Ain't no way we're going to get to that giraffiti. That tag is here to stay.
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