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When two or multiple men go camping and have anal sex in the woods using astroglide and mustard as lubricants. The hard pounding and dirty conditions accompanied with mustard produce gold colored shit clumps.
Hey Andy is rounding up some dudes to go camping and looking for "Golden Nuggets".
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The little bits of cheese under your three plus one skin that appear after a while of not washing.
Did you get head last night?
No, I coulda but I was sporting some pretty stankin' golden nuggets!
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when a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a pooh and a guy straddles her and sticks his penis between his legs and pees
Ryan needed to take a leak while Sue was taking a crap, so they decided that a Dahlonega Golden Nugget would work best at that moment, when he was finished, Ryan slapped Sue's ass and said "You've just been gold panned, bitch."
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A small bundle of metaphorical prosperity that is secretly and greedily hid away from the rest of society.
After taking all the kale and bok choy out of the crisper Alan discovered a cold frosty PBR and declared "well look at that little golden jew nugget."
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A funny or valuable piece of information that someone says. Also can be said as “Golden Nugs.” Like when you’ve had a hard day and you really just need a golden chicken nugget. It’s the golden moment of humor that you treasure.
Did you catch that golden nugget? You have to listen to him he will just drop one when you’re not paying attention it’s too funny to miss.
Don’t miss out on his jokes they are golden nugs
When a piece of corn is stuck to your shaft after anal sex.
Dude, my girl finally agreed to anal and I found a golden nugget !
The name for that one small nugget of shit that has some yellow stuff t in it, and a bit of red.
Guy 1: i just did the golden nugget
Guy 2: call an ambulance