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When someone receives unjust consequences for being honest and speaking their mind, like so few people do today.
Person 1: "dude, don't Murphy me like that."
Person 2: "my god, i didn't mean to! let me prostrate myself in order to make up for this most grievous fault"
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a warrior,in olden medieval times
that warrior was fierce,he must be a murphy
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The best girlfriend a guy could ask for!
Murphy is my favorite person
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A "Murphy" is a teenage boy who plays guitar. Usually built and good-looking, Murphy's are good with the ladies.
Girl 1: "Oh my god, did you see that guy?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's such a Murphy"
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To disappear from a scene quickly without much notice, similar to the way that a murphy bed is quickly and easily stowed into the wall, disappearing from sight. A synonym for an "irish exit".
Dude, I think that girl I just frenched was actually a guy. Now he wont leave me alone! I have to murphy out of here with the quickness.
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1. Slang word for 'penis'
2. Also known as 'cock'
3. Nickname for ESL Chinese students
1. Leva said "man, I really love Murphys."
2. His Murphy was of a decent size
3. A Chinese student couldn't speak English well. He went to Shopper's for a Coke, but instead asked for a cock. All the students called him Murphy after that.
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Murphy is a handsome, well-behaved and smart dog. A labradoodle Murphy is the best type of Murphy, they are especially amazing.
"What's that dog doing humping that small Asian boy? "
"It's Murphy, he is into that kind of stuff. "
"What should I name my dog? I want him to be handsome, well behaved and generally amazing."
"Murphy."
"Who is that Kidd walking that super handsome dog? "
"I don't know the Kidd, but that there is Murphy. "
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