The biggest number known to man. Scientists have tried to count higher, but it is impossible.
Ryan: I bet I can say a number higher then you.
Dave: Bet? One Million.
Ryan: Oh no
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An extremist right-wing group of angry soccer moms dedicated to brainwashing their children and censoring everything that doesn't fall in line with their beliefs. They actually only have about 140,000 members.
Mike: "One Million Moms just launched another campaign against gay people in television shows."
John: "What else is new?"
One million dollars was once a fabulous fortune, but thanks to inflation could now buy you half of a crappy house in a place like Florida.
Dr. Evil thought a high ransom for the entire world was one million dollars. That still would've been low in his time, but illustrates what used to be a lot of money.
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Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom
One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...
The little tadpoles in your semen
look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!
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When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.
Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
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When Donald Trump wants to brag about his money he uses this phrase.
Donald Trump: My dad gave me a small loan of one million dollars...
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