Oval Office

All United States president’s coming together to sit on my face for one glorious afternoon

Come here Joe! Come complete the Oval Office!

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Obamas' in the Oval Office

referring to turds in the toilet

yo nigga! who the fuck left Obamas' in the Oval Office? remember next time to flush!

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Oval Office Grab-ass

A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.

President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".

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Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.

Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

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Finger Painting the Oval Office

Female masturbation

Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.

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Drop the Obamas off at the Oval Office

1: To poop in a toilet or other round receptacle

2: Defecate regardless of political affiliation

"After eating Taco Bell, Dave had rush home in order to drop the Obamas off at the oval office."

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Drop the Prez off at the Oval Office

Taking a dooky/poop/#2/ crapshit. A more updated version of "droppin the Cosby kids off at the pool"

Excuse me a minute, gotta go "drop the Prez off at the Oval Office"

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