thermite uncle

the coolest uncle in the family. He can and will take small children to go and thermite engine blocks together( with or without parental permission). Similar to the vodka aunt and weed cousin

man billy's such a Thermite Uncle! He always takes nephew jimmy to thermite engine blockS!

Anal thermite

A medicinal practice used by the native people of scunthorpe ,it involves clearing ones anal cavity with the use of a bunsen burner that is inserted up ones rectum

Man1 : I've been suffering from horrid constipation

Man2 : have you tried anal thermite ? It worked a treat for my wife

Man1 : no I haven't ,but now you mentioned it I might give it a go

Thermite

a mixture of fine aluminum powder and powdered rust

friend: how do i make thermite?
you after reading this: simple really, firstly youll need 1/4 cup of extremely fine aluminum powder, then 3/4 cups of powdered rust, you can get both ingredients in a paint shop, but be careful to not buy them at once or the feds are after ya, then mix 1/4 cup aluminum powder and 3/4 cup of powdered rust then you have one cup of thermite, if you cant get aluminum powder from a shop, you can make it yourself with a blender (or coffee mill) and grind it until it is fine to the touch with no big parts, you should use the cheapest aluminum foil you can find because the more expensive ones may have a thin plastic coating on them, and using that for thermite will make your thermite burn worse.
friend: thanks