A large, Hercules like man that is rumored to exist, but sightings are rare. Handsome face, large muscles, deadly fighting skills. Will fuck you up, then fuck your girlfriend. Biggest arms, biggest charm, does the most harm.
Wow, that man is gorgeous, he must be a Thrasher.
Iβm going to the gym to become muscle, steel, and sex appeal, like a Thrasher.
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A person who believes in God but dispises him, listen to the awesome music genre Thrash-Metal and prayβs to the holy Cliff Burton up in the sky.
Famous thrashers: James Hetfield, Tom Aray, Dave Mustain
Thrasher: GUYS LOOK ITS JAMES HETFIELD, WE NEED TO BOW DOWN FOR HIM
James Hetfield: oh, i see you Guys are real thrashers
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A song created by the thrash metal band Evile. The lyrics refer to the sensation of being in a moshpit.
Did you see Evile play last night? Thrasher was absolutely brilliant.
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Crazy white kids (between the ages of 14 and 16) who drink alcohol, vape in the school bathroom, and wear Thrasher.
Mark: Jamie was totally wasted last Tuesday.
Eric: He also got caught Vaping in the bathroom again yesterday.
Mark: Damn what a Thrasher.
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A thrasher is a "cool kid" which pretends to be high and always says "SUP BRO" every 10 seconds. They typically don't have a fully developed brain and carry a skateboard almost everywhere. They have thrasher merch and cheat on homework assignments. Girls are into their not yet developed brain.
"Is that a thrasher?"
'Yeah, hes so dumb"
Girls: "OhhhHHHHhhhhhh"
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Someone who listens to thrash metal. Characterized by their inability to hold a job, stay in school, keep a relationship, or stay sober, and their tendency toward violence. Thrashers are commonly found in record stores, music venues, parties they're not invited to, the back of police cars, and passed out in strange places.
WARNING: Do not insult extreme music around a thrasher or risk severe injuries.
Girl: "Dara's dating some thrasher."
Guy: "I don't know how some asshole gets someone like her..."
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Girl: "Damn, what the hell happened to your face?!"
Guy: "Some thrasher got drunk and fucked me up for no reason"
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So, Thrasher's a skate mag... but for some people it's an aesthetic. If you wear thrasher and shop at zumiez sorry dude you're a poser.
Annoying girl: OMG! That thrasher shirt is SO stylish!
Paul Rodriguez: Huh?
Annoying girl: Can I get one at century 21?
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