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She’ll get knocked up by her ex, marry you to cover it up, then divorce you for your cousin. She’ll keep the name Ting ting because she believes she’s sweet, innocent, and cute. In all reality, she’s a liar and a closet hoe. She’ll have extravagant taste but drown in debt to keep up with appearances. She’ll have her in laws do her homework because she doesn’t know the content herself. Yet, she’ll claim she’s intelligent and wear only her school gear because she needs that attention to feel validated. There is the long jaw that protrudes, making her a butter face but not to worry, her ex-husband’s insurance will pay to fix it all up so she can better make out with his cousin. She lives with her parents who also parents her kids because she doesn’t know how to do that herself. She’ll tell you you’re wrong when in reality, this is a 15 year old in a mid-30s old body making semi-adult money. So she doesn’t know how to live life until she destroys everyone in her path.
Have you seen Sorina?
Oh you mean, ting ting?
Yea! She was last leaving with her ex’s cousin after the holiday party- to a hotel.
It goes: The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom
Guy: hey what does the ting go
Other guy: The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom
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A girlfriend. However, usually used less respectfully to describe one, in a way that suggest she is temporary, and one of many that you have. Thus, itcan be interpreted to mean hoe
yo g, are you gonna bring your ting to this motive on saturday?
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the object that goes skraa and pop pop ka ka ka
Big Shaq: The ting goes skraaaa, pop pop ka ka ka
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Someone who you aren't necessarily dating, but someone to have fun with while you are single. It's almost like someone you can have fun/do things with and there wont be any strings attached.
Girl #1: So, whats the story with you and Jason?
Girl #2: No story, he's just my... "ting" for the summer. That's all.
Girl #1: Oh okay, well you go on and do your "ting" girl!
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Deflecting mean-spirited or judgmental opinions by providing a disingenuous or superficial compliment.
Similar to a complimentary facial, except used as a means of escape from an awkward situation rather than to insult.
J: That new girl is such a geek.
M: Oh shit, she's coming over here.
J: Hey Gina...uhhh I like ur braces!
M: You tinged that quite nicely.
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