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The last great German airship of the 1930's. It crashed because they could say where it was, or how fast it was going, but never both at the same time........
A Physicist's joke, based on a combination of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and the German airship Hindenburg.
"He's had three beers at lunchtime and now he's wandering round the office like the Heisenberg."
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verb (frequently with -"up")
To unintentionally change the observable characteristics of something, by the actions performed to make an observation. Derived from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
Design Engineer: "Why did you report that my board's 12v rail drops out under such a low current load? My rail does NOT sag when the board is installed in any of our products. How are you testing this?"
Test Engineer: "I'm using a huge giant solenoid to make/break the cooling fan's power contact, that's the only way to override the software's fan control. Since it's a 12v solenoid, I figured I'd just source its current from the board. All I gotta do is turn on the fan, and your board eats shit. It's a tiny little fan, why did you use such a pussy-ass voltage regulator?
Design engineer: "The fan isn't doing this, dumb shit. It's you, Heisenberging up my board with your solenoid. Find your own power supply for your horseshit test setup, better yet find me a real test engineer."
Another name for white people.
Look here, you white, so you are Walter White, so you Heisenberg....
Look at that Heisenberg over there drinking that pumpkin spice latte.
I was riding with my one Heisenberg friend, he got pulled over by the cops, and they let him go without a ticket!
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When you decide to manufacture methamphetamine due to the way your crappy life is headed.
Jeremy thought he would pull a Heisenberg.
The 2nd hottest person in RE8.
Karl Heisenberg is hot but Alcina Dimitrescu is hotter.
Alcina Dimitrescu-Lady Dimitrescu
Karl Heisenberg-Heisenberg
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On this day, in New Mexico, Heisenberg Day is celebrated. Every family has to cook blue meth and the challenge is to make it as pure as possible.
Happy Heisenberg Day.