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fair and balanced

What you say when whatever you are doing is really not fair or balanced.

Jon: I'll give you a dollar for hoodie, fair and balanced.
Ron: Hell no!

Bill O'Reilly: Fox News. Fair and balanced.
Half the country: Yea!! They took our jerbs! Don't tread on me, towelheads!

by Batmanhimself April 7, 2011

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fair and balanced

When the other party gets all the favor and thus the situation is biased against you.

I was almost home free with my new stereo when the police caught me and put me on trial with a fair and balanced jury.

by Mike Novak May 29, 2004

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fair and balanced

Whilst taking a shit, you go down on your lady friend while she is sitting on the sink in front or to the side of you.

I was dropping a fatty deuce while being fair and balanced with my girlfriend.

by alibabasahib June 24, 2007

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Random crits are fair and balanced

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

by st. ego February 4, 2021

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To fair-and-balance

To engage in practices that result in fair and balanced news reporting.

After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.

by talkity talk July 26, 2020