a late 80s/early 90s inspired floppy, funky material-covered, ugly hair tie for women. usually worn with neon orange shirt w/ shoulder pads, white cowboy boots with faux leather fringe and tucked-in acid-washed jeans...while funneling (or beer bonging) red, white & blue or piels beer. in a word "hot". hair was usually arranged sticking out of the top of your head like a hair fountain for maximum sexiness.
has anyone seen my toink? i need to get ready for the kegger!
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When an individual or an object lands and hits someone. Thats when you say toink, to add your own sound effect :P
an apple falls off a tree and hits somebody's head.. (Toink)
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Fully toinked- meaning one is flavor blasted higher than cunt. - by Bustin Jieber
When you can't think of nothing to say; pretty much thoughtless.
A type of screw up beyond imagination; fucking stupid
Joe is such a damn toink. I vote we kill em
Killing someone and robbing their goods.
We toinked the little parapeligic