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The act of disguising one's self as a small Japanese Professor of Electronics and floating like a cloud around the room. Very impressive.
What is John doing on the ceiling with that soldering iron?
That's the Tokyo Drift dude.
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Getting horrible diarrhea from eating at Japanese airports just after landing.
Bill: Has Bob landed yet?
John: Yeah.
Bill: Ok, where is he?
John: He's on the crapper, he's got the Tokyo Drift.
Bill: He shouldn't have had that Sushi.
Bob (from bathroom): Holy shit! I think I just crapped out part of my small intensines, call a fucking doctor! QUICK!
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Verb. The act of being so engrossed in technology in the car that one begins to drive like an Asian person and drift from lane to lane.
Example 1.
Dude 1. Bro! I was driving home and a bitch Tokyo Drifted into me!
Dude 2. Man that totally sucks. Goddamn smart phones and navigators are too interesting.
Example 2
Dude 1. Holy Shit Bro! We almost Tokyo Drifted into that wall!
Dude 2. Damn, my bad I'll stop texting my girl.
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The Act of multiple men jizzing on a floor(prefrebly tile but definitely not carpet) and sliding Japanese/ Side eyed women across it
Man, That party was off tha hook last night. The best part was when we went into the kitchen and had our Tokyo Drift, Tod's bitch went the fastest.
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A sex act when the man runs and slides, or "drifts" if you will, penis first into the woman
Man 1 "How was your evening?"
Man 2 "I Tokyo drifted your mom last night"
Man 1 "Ew gross I hate that movie"
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Similar to skidmarks. The outcome of not wiping your ass properly or sharting and not being able to wipe or shower for an extended period of time; this results in very long and wide shit marks in undergarments.
1st
A: Hey bro, can you drive fast?! I'm sharting my pants.
B: Sorry man, can't go any faster. You just gonna have to deal with your Tokyo Drift.
2nd
Hey babe, I bleached the hell outta your underwear but I couldn't get that Tokyo Drift out.
3rd
The stall was out of toilet paper; so I guess I'm gonna be stuck Tokyo Drifting today.
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When a white man is licking up a japanese man's testicles, and drifts his tongue into his boner garage.
Glenn likes to partake in a friendly Tokyo Drift with strangers.
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