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TONS

A sarcastic expression used most often in answer to an inquiry or question to signal that you won't even dignify the question with a real answer.

Yeah, right.

Good one!

Caleb: "Hey, Jack, you good to hang this weekend? Or you gonna be busy working on your flower beds still?
Jack: "TONS, pal."

by Trevor Homehead November 1, 2019


A-TON*

A-TON* is a half-breed wana be gangster who can't shoot straight ๐Ÿ’ฏ and has no hustle so he has to Rob those that do ๐Ÿ’ฏ just like a hos is a pig that don't fly straight ๐Ÿ’ฏ

Yo dog I think I saw that buster ass A-TON*at the mo mo last nite

by k187c September 30, 2021


not a ton

something that someone might say weights a ton but really doesn't
or to be something that someone says is a weighty subject but really has no merit

I thought it weighed a lot but it turned out to be not a ton.

by Mr. Boardwalk July 10, 2010

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ton

The Ton is the village of Tongwynlais, a few miles north of Cardiff, Wales

Question: "where d'yuh live?"
Answer: "In the Ton"

by urbane gorilla July 12, 2005

86๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


ton

"the ton" A speed of 100mph.

John nearly did the ton on the way to work.

by Anonymus Bosch September 29, 2005

77๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


ton

used excessively in the online poker community, meaning many, lots of, several, countless, etc etc (insert any synonym of your choice)

Fish: I was like so crushed in that hand!
Shark: No, you actually had a ton of outs!

Shark: Watching those poker videos has helped me a ton!

Shark: You don't have a ton of equity with 98s you fish!

by minraiselol June 27, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ton

Cockney background (Way of speaking in London), Means One Hundred GBP (pounds)

"Oi mate, lend us a ton"

by Lissy November 1, 2004

60๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž